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Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.
by HI#2 October 1, 2019
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Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
by Cantarded child January 8, 2008
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Maple Mexican

1. Any resident of Canada, especially Indian-Canadians.
2. Canadians who frequently travel between the U.S-Canada Border.
James: Hey Mark what is that long-haired brownie doing in Montana?

Mark: One of those f*cking Maple Mexicans coming across the border.
by RosemaryTulip355 May 24, 2025
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Maple Bath

A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.
It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!
by One Old Maple Bather December 15, 2011
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Maple

A rather sweet girl. She is nice and respectful, and if she's upsetting you, she'll stop. Not much is known about her, you're just friends.
Person 1: *purposely annoying person 2*
Person 2: Please stop.
Maple: guys, I think we should stop now.
by ThatOneWeebSimp August 4, 2022
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Sloppy Maple

When you're about to cum, you grab a maple syrup bottle, and squirt it all over her face, while you cum inside of her.
"There's something sticky on her face."
"Yeah, I gave her a sloppy maple last week."
by Pete O' Phile July 16, 2018
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Maple

by Treeman10003 March 6, 2021
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