dirty miami

Cumming on a girl's face while she's wearing sunglasses

Grab yo shades girl, I'm about give you a dirty Miami

by Schu Kort September 16, 2016

miami landscaper

Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns

Have you seen that eduardo guy?

Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one

by Oneofdabys January 20, 2020

miami springs

the place where cubans love to scream and fuck & where people think it’s cute to have 5+ body’s

me : hey bro your girl goes to miami springs?
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs

by sikeyouthoughtt123 March 8, 2020

Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.

Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

miami

literally filled with the most boring rude ass white homophobic people if you go to school here

miami sucks ass

by babesbebi69 August 20, 2020

Miami Caterpillar

When you do your hair and wear a chain like you're in Miami Vice, drive a jacked up truck and shit talk everybody.

Hey you on the step-stool, you're a total Miami Caterpillar.

by frak_hammer October 20, 2020

Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013