by Schu Kort September 16, 2016
Get the dirty miami mug.Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns
by Oneofdabys January 20, 2020
Get the miami landscaper mug.me : hey bro your girl goes to miami springs?
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs
by sikeyouthoughtt123 March 8, 2020
Get the miami springs mug.The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
Miami Airport Incident-
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020
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by babesbebi69 August 20, 2020
Get the miami mug.When you do your hair and wear a chain like you're in Miami Vice, drive a jacked up truck and shit talk everybody.
by frak_hammer October 20, 2020
Get the Miami Caterpillar mug.First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
by DingleHopper August 30, 2013
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