Lube

Like krytox, used to lube mechanical keyboard switches and stabilizers.

Don't forget to lube the stems of your switches!

by barbatos_anemo_archon April 16, 2023

lube lu

THE NAME OF A CREEPY GOAHST THAT HAUNTS YOU AND TAKES YOUR TOES
Later you may find your toes on a string

“DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOES”
“I HAVE A LUBE LU IN MY HOISE”
“OH NO RUNNNNNNN”

by Gaypoople June 17, 2022

Shnooba wooka lube

when something can be used as unsettling lubricant

"hey wanna test out some goat anus and dog shit suprise shnooba wooka lube?"

by The_officialShnoobaWookaLube November 29, 2022

Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”

by CoachMatt May 24, 2022

Lube Boy

Boy in charge of distributing lube to pornstars on set.

Can someone get the lube boy on set, Jose ran out!

by @kraken January 18, 2021

Tall tube of lube

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.

Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.

by NTD is me February 13, 2021

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021