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Lisa Burns

Angel on earth. Magical. Gets shit done. Admired by all. Dreamy eyed. Beautiful in all ways. Inspiring. When she speaks its art. Friend to all. Logical. All who bathed in her knowledge are changed for the better. One day she will burn forever. Feel the power! Goddess of 🔥. Feel the Burns.
by Order of the Burns Dawn June 5, 2018
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lisa marx

Extremely talented bueatiful musician in the heavy metal band kitty
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LISA MARX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
by Brad Mason March 23, 2005
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lisa the cunt

Lisa the cunt is a small girl who is particularly mean to fat bitches who pretend they're on diets by eating fruit salads. Don't ever cross a Lisa the cunt she has been known to turn people to stone with a luck. If your on her good side, it's amusing watching her argue with herself.
"Did you see Lisa the cunt today?"
"Yeah man, her bitchy resting face was in full swing... Steve is dead because of her look"
by Nitro88 June 30, 2014
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lisa jane

I beautiful, sexy girl who is really smart. All the boys are attracted to her and she smells like roses. Can be fiesty and fiery but everyone loves her. Really popular and sparty, plays a lot of sports and is fast at running.
"OMG! Lisa jane is so pretty, I'm so jealous of her"
by Lisajane29 March 12, 2017
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Lisa Green

A hated person by all. An inappropriate, rude, and belligerent person who only drinks overpriced coffee
" Clarissa, you're being such a Lisa Green right now."
by Hungry_Possums June 12, 2017
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Lisa Regalia

One of the most attractive, funny girls on the planet. She is amazing and awesome! Always down for whatever and will kick your ass if need be.
"Hey, have you met Lisa Regalia?"

"Yeah, she is bad ass!"
by Your Fantasy111 October 17, 2008
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Lisa Edelstein

Is an American actress and playwright. She currently stars as Dr. Lisa Cuddy on the critically acclaimed drama House.

Lisa Edelstein was born to Jewish parents Alvin and Bonnie Edelstein in Boston, Massachusetts. She is one of three children, and she was raised in Wayne, New Jersey and attended Wayne Valley High School, graduating in 1984. She moved to New York City at the age of 18 to study theatre at New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. While living in New York, she became involved in the club scene known as "Lisa E." and became known also as the "Queen of Downtown"

As Doctor Lisa Cuddy she enjoys prancing around Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in skimpy outfits and flirting it up with Dr. House.

When she isn't stripping for House, making out with him or getting fertility shots in her butt ,she enjoys sticking her nose into his business, and pretty much doing anything so that she can get close to him.

She is EXTREMELY hot and single and is waiting for the moment when House (or possibly ANY other man) will jump her.

Dr.House enjoys making fun of her ass and boobs and constantly brings them into jokes making it clearly obvious of his intentions to bang the shit out of her.

In a nutshell...everyone at the hospital is annoyed by her nagging and whining...yet...all of them want to fuck her.

She has also been in Boston Legal, The West Wing (where she played a prostitute), Ally McBeal (where she played a transvestite, Ned and Stacy, Felicity and Just Shoot Me to name a few

She has also recently been in the movie "Special Delivery" which aired Dec. 21, 2008 on LMN

She is a very beautiful and talented actress and a gifted playwright who has a lot more amazing things to come.

WATCH HOUSE!
ON THE TV SHOW HOUSE, M.D.:

Dr. Cuddy: Do you have anything to add to this debate?
Dr. House: Wilson's right, Foreman's wrong, your shirt is way too revealing for the office

Dr. Cuddy: What are you doing?
Dr. House: Well, you're trying to be me, so I thought I'd try to be you.
Dr. Cuddy: You don't have the cleavage for it.
Dr. House: But I have a much tighter ass.

Dr. House: I want my old carpet back.
Dr. Cuddy: It was stained with blood.
Dr. House: Yeah. My blood. Which makes the carpet part of me. I want it back. I want to be buried with it.
Dr. Cuddy: You think you can get me to do anything you want, regardless of how stupid it is?
Dr. House: It's my office! It's where I work, where I think, where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people so they'll give you more money to spend on MRI's and low-cut tops.


Guy: "Hey are you going to watch House tonight?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah! Are you kidding me?! I can't miss the chance to see Cuddy-Lisa Edelstein- possibly strip, get naked and fuck someone!"
by Party Pants 9601 January 15, 2009
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