Poop Karma

When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.

You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!

by bünch March 6, 2017

Karma Timeout

When an individual is denied from obtaining something that he/she wants because they are currently in a "karma timeout" based on something bad they did in the past.

Jim can't find a girlfriend because he is in a karma timeout.

by PTcroz April 3, 2009

voodoo karma

More evil than the evil

See also Judges old testament

Dude built that fuckatree house on a hillside using the negative energy from a custody situation

Teaching others how to do it

That's voodoo karma in motion

by Tonythetiler October 28, 2021

Voting Karma

1) Taking your civic duty too far when voting during election season in the hopes that one day, people might vote for you for president.

3) Casting thousands of votes on TMZ.com in hopes that one day you'll be famous enough to have 60,000 people vote they'd rather do you than Jessica Alba.

2) Voting for Urban Dictionary entries in order to get up votes for your definitions.

Guy: Who are you voting for today?
Girl: Who ever is first on the ballot! It really doesn't matter who, I'm just trying to pump up my voting karma for when I run for president.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

karma-bitchslap

applies to a person who, gets whatever they want when they want it, and no one can explain how, yet once or twice a year something goes so horribly wrong in their life they cant see straight.

" I jst got a new mercedes, after buying half of starbuks, then my house caught fire, and starbuks went bankrupt..."

"oh dude... karma-bitchslap"

by bitchslap bob July 26, 2009

karmas a bitch

when someone with the name "karma" or "kharma" gets mad while having oral sex and bites your penis.

your almost as good as my last girlfriend" *bite* "OHHH... KARMAS A BITCH!!!"

by monkeyhblack July 1, 2011

credit karma

Free credit score that is really free! Credit karma saved my life?

Credit karma-"Am I really free?"
Credit karma-"Yes."

by Poop03 December 29, 2016