A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the highest known level of Karen. They're the Karens that will go far out of their way to destroy people that have nothing to do with them. These are not stupid Karens they have been doing this for years that's why they're always older and have a track record of nothing but bloodshed.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
Boss: Hey how has your first month been at the company?
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
by Race relations May 17, 2023
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Their ulterior motive from BIRTH is to intimidate and terrorize innocent people.
Their ulterior motive from BIRTH is to intimidate and terrorize innocent people.
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Middle-aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a schoolboy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager, and threatens to sue.
Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheelchairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a schoolboy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager, and threatens to sue.
Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheelchairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
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Get the Karen mug.A white mom who spoils their kid & thinks they’re the shit. They tend to start unnecessary arguments & share their opinion (that no one agrees with) way to much. She is usually a soccer mom who gets mad when her son doesn’t do well or work hard enough in a game or at practice.
Karen: “Kathy, I hate to break it to you, but my son, John, is way better at soccer than your son, & you know that for a fact so stop cheering for him & acting like he’s good when he really isn’t.”
Karen: *at sons soccer game* “GOOD JOB SON!! YOU’RE A CHAMP! HOW BAD DO YOU WANT THIS WIN??”
Karen: *at sons soccer game* “GOOD JOB SON!! YOU’RE A CHAMP! HOW BAD DO YOU WANT THIS WIN??”
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Get the Karen mug.Karen's are addicting. They drive u crazy in love and have you obsessively slander her name because they don't entertain you. You won't stand her authenticity and inner light in a world of haters and fakes. Karen will shine her beautiful light too bright down on the piece of hateful turd you are. She is POWERFUL. Don't overdose on Karen. Karen is the beautiful flame a miserable moth can't stay away from. A Karen will make all mentally ill menses want to hide like pussycats with no balls behind a screen. Karen's will make you waste your life force and time trolling her name all while she eats and sleep good.
by iamhater06 January 13, 2020
Get the Karen mug.The most beautiful girl ever. She always cares and will help you when your down. She has a pretty smile, amazing eyes and just a really great person. She has nice mid-long hair and always smells really good. Loves to be with friends. She is just a really gorgeous person who is perfect in every way. It isnt easy to make her mad but of you do watch out she always has a friend nearby to whoop an ass. When she does get mad she only wants a bestfriend/boyfriend to comfort her. If you fuck with her, she most likely has a crazy black belted ninja dude ready to flip your ass over or crush your ribs. Everyone wants karen. She is irresistable her curvy body and big boobs already gives you boner thinking about it. If she encounters a problem shell definatly find a way around it
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