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Jon Moxley

Jon Moxley is the definition of " i'mma make you cum just by looking at me"
"Hey remember when i jon moxleyed you last night ?"

" yeah… "
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jon ceana

Tim: did you see Jon Ceana's match last night?
Jim: did you just spell John Cena wrong?
Tim: we're talking how could I do that?
Jim: you didn't answer my question...
by Captain Pizza Hut February 24, 2021
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jon rid

short for 'John Rideal House'
A building in Barnsley.
The building actually has a use, supplying crack heads with their doll money.

But generally is where the walking abortions of single mums and dads gather to sell and take drugs, drink and sit, talk about drugs and drinking or to find other slags and skets that will sleep with them.

Handful of decent people go, 90% are just desprate saddo's who have being kicked out of college or don't fancy a bash at full time education.
'Hey, wanna go to jon rid for abit?'
'yeah man, i hope _____ is up there so i can fuck her'

'Let's go to rid'
'no, probs catch an STI sitting on the same wall as one of those things'
by facethetruth April 20, 2009
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Jon Cock

a unit of measurement that is between 2 and 3 inches.
driver: how close is my tire to the curb?

passenger: its about 2 jon cocks
by agent000range June 25, 2009
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Jon-jo

awesome guy that everybody loves he has to be the coolest guy your ever meet. He is also known for his huge dick of at least 15".
girl 1 "wow did you see Jon-jo dick"
girl 2 " it had to be a least 15 inches"
by becky king December 23, 2011
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Jon Heder

Sexiest Man Alive I love Jon Heder he is totally my boyfriend
I wish Jon Heder lived in Florida so I could stalk him
by La Fawnduh j/k *Brit April 11, 2005
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Jon-Alan

He is ugly and he can’t get any girls so he should just die his life will turn out bad and will die
Wow Jon-Alan should khs
by DBC_lolxd October 9, 2019
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