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only the top fans of john marston (aka me) can use this term

im such a johnmarstonfanatic20193419283213298598487514781325348312125351327852654877879873218732182318213898718231754876365781532461358271328753826751328567328325115328251386

by epic swan pose September 23, 2023

Johnathanification

The act of subtly converting to a true gay around the homies.

Bros getting Johnathanificationed, I think he is really gay now.

by noenmt December 30, 2023

johnaconda

A man name John who is good in bed... Aka his privates are also known to be as big as an anaconda snake

Have you ever been with a johnaconda?
All the ladies call him johnaconda.

by j.aconda January 7, 2024

Johncarlo

A very chilll person dosent fw most Nikkas true to himself nd has a big peniss and is the most loyal person, and gentle with his girl and respects her

Johncarlo is soooo funny he has goood humor

by JC_09@ January 21, 2024

Johnalbert

The sexiest man you’ll ever meet very nice personality and HUGE wang

Oh yeah he is a total Johnalbert

by Thattooti January 28, 2024

Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.

John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.

by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024

Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.

John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.

by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024