jizz towel

1.What a guy cums onto after masturbation
2.A whore

1. I used her as a jizz towel
2. She fucks everyone. What a jizz towel!

by landcfinrock March 30, 2008

jizz drizzle

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.

Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Jizz Nugget

Jizz Nugget refers to Jizz that is pure white in color, the size of a penny and comes out of your ass. It is mainly used as an insult, or just randomly said in dead silence.

"Your such a Jizz Nugget!"

by HandleBar March 7, 2010

Jizz taco

a girls genetial area(pussy)

i want her jizz taco.

by mark carlson July 18, 2004

Jizz Tissue

A tissue used to catch your jizz on.

"I finished knocking one off and flushed my jizz tissue down the toilet"

by Jewjewish January 29, 2010

Jizz-Moper

He's the third guy at a gang bang that has no place to enter, has to jerk it to stay "in the game" while two dudes are plowing some chick, then gets hit by friendly fire, never gets "in the game", and mopes his way home with blue balls...

Cory was excited to be invited to the gang bang, but as things progressed he just ended up the Jizz-Moper.

by The Real Boomstick January 12, 2010

anti-jizz

When referring to a person, the complete opposite of fun or a good time or ruins everything when they enter the room.
When referring to a situation, a really crappy occurrence or situation that ruins the mood.

Dude, my girl was giving me dome and she vomited all over my dick!

Wow dog, thats the anti-jizz.

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Dude that huge black nigger stole ma bike!!

Man, thats the anti-jizz

by DJWeich March 7, 2008