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Jess

A psychotic and insane girl.

Often steals money and threatens to beat people up.
That girl is such a Jess.
by Woahvickyeeew May 6, 2020
mugGet the Jessmug.

Jess

Jess is a name for a girl. Most Jess’s are kinda md caring. They are very smart and do very well at school without even trying. Boys are often very attracted to Jess’s as they are very beautiful but they are too scared to tell anyone because Jess’s are very strongly opinionated. Jess’s are very friendly but don’t fall for it because if you do something wrong then the will click and be the worst person you have ever met. Jess’s fall in love very easily and relationships with them can seem to be very fairy-tale like or boring- not in between. There will always be one boy that Jess will always go back to no matter what they’ve done to them. Boys should appreciate Jess more because she is beyond amazing. Jess should learn self-worth and start being way more selfish sometimes as they don’t think much of themselves.
Tom- “damn look at Jess”

Dan- “dude you know I like her”
Tom- “sorry mate but look at her”

Dan- “alright I get it

Tom- “she’s fit man”
Dan- “she’s mine”
by UnknownUnicornOSparkles100 January 18, 2019
mugGet the Jessmug.

jess

jessicas are known to be a bitch and foul mouthed. and is also a muppet.
jess is a muppet
by Shadowhak May 20, 2018
mugGet the jessmug.

Jesse

He is the dopest dawg. You will usually find this bastard hanging out with the black grade 12ths smoking that jank as shiz. His favorite activity is to get jessed in the Jessface. Besides eating cum, he likes going to Mc D and gettin dat mcflurry with dos M&Ms. He really likes hentai and will fucking piss you off in skype calls constantly.
That kid is a fucking Jesse. Burn him!
by TimeYourLife February 10, 2014
mugGet the Jessemug.

Jesse

damn jesse got head from every girl
by Mr. wiggles2341 May 30, 2018
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Jesse

Jesse is a person who never leaves your side, someone you can count, and someone who will love you unconditionally. He is someone who do almost anything that is asked of him if he loves you back. He makes you feel like you're the most important thing in his life, like you're the only thing that truly matters to him. If you find a jesse, keep him and love him more than he loves you.
"I love my Jesse."
by _awkwardperson_ June 24, 2018
mugGet the Jessemug.

Jesse

He's the sweetest guy when it comes to girls. His laugh is a little wierd, but it makes you smile! If You're his crush, you are the luckiest girl alive!
OMG JESSE LIKES ME
by Anonymousduckmouse28 July 20, 2018
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