jess

jessicas are known to be a bitch and foul mouthed. and is also a muppet.
jess is a muppet
by Shadowhak April 02, 2018
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Jess

Most beautiful girl in the world. Has such a big heart and often doesnt realise that she is beautiful. She can not take compliments well she tends to get embarrassed. When you love a jess you know straight away and you should never loose a jess because it will be a big mistake.
Bobbi: see that jess girl over there she is unreal.
by Bob194 September 02, 2018
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Jess is a name for a girl. Most Jess’s are kinda md caring. They are very smart and do very well at school without even trying. Boys are often very attracted to Jess’s as they are very beautiful but they are too scared to tell anyone because Jess’s are very strongly opinionated. Jess’s are very friendly but don’t fall for it because if you do something wrong then the will click and be the worst person you have ever met. Jess’s fall in love very easily and relationships with them can seem to be very fairy-tale like or boring- not in between. There will always be one boy that Jess will always go back to no matter what they’ve done to them. Boys should appreciate Jess more because she is beyond amazing. Jess should learn self-worth and start being way more selfish sometimes as they don’t think much of themselves.
Tom- “damn look at Jess”

Dan- “dude you know I like her”
Tom- “sorry mate but look at her”

Dan- “alright I get it

Tom- “she’s fit man”
Dan- “she’s mine”
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Jess

A psychotic and insane girl.

Often steals money and threatens to beat people up.
That girl is such a Jess.
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Jesse

He is the dopest dawg. You will usually find this bastard hanging out with the black grade 12ths smoking that jank as shiz. His favorite activity is to get jessed in the Jessface. Besides eating cum, he likes going to Mc D and gettin dat mcflurry with dos M&Ms. He really likes hentai and will fucking piss you off in skype calls constantly.
That kid is a fucking Jesse. Burn him!
by TimeYourLife February 11, 2014
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Jesse

Jesse is a person who never leaves your side, someone you can count, and someone who will love you unconditionally. He is someone who do almost anything that is asked of him if he loves you back. He makes you feel like you're the most important thing in his life, like you're the only thing that truly matters to him. If you find a jesse, keep him and love him more than he loves you.
"I love my Jesse."
by _awkwardperson_ June 25, 2018
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Jesse

Man with strong muscles/abs. Large cock 10 inch or larger. Likes his cars and video games but will take time to be with u.
by Cloey Unique November 26, 2018
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