JASON

The short person of the group.
Can be slightly annoying, too loud.
Frequently fiens over girls.
Arrogant.
Ignorant.
Conceited.

"Yo Jason is fucking annoying"
"Jason be looking at my ass ode"
"Jason play around to much"

JASON by asdfghjk11423 March 13, 2014

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Jason

Your average dude with a small penis, spit down the middle. He abuses his hamster and takes advantage of those around him. He takes pleasure in uppercutting children. His asshole has been gaped over the years of sexual discipline and has herpes. This is the kind of man who has no self esteem and locks puppies in his basement for fun and amusement. A Jason also passes time by fapping to horses and ponies. In short, this dude is messed up.

Charles Manson? What a "Jason."
Joachim Kroll is the equivalent to Jason.

Jason by Ronald MÇGodDamnDonald January 15, 2014

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Jason

Jason is the most adorable and sweet guy I have ever met, he always knows how to put a smile on my face even if in upset. He is so cute and hot like DAYUM, and he can also be vry knky. Jason is the most polite and greatest gentleman ever and I can't believe I found someone like him. He likes finishing sandwiches and is a great kisser. His laugh is adorable and he's a hard working guy that deserves everything in the world. He spoils his girl and is just so awesome.

Jason is amazing

Jason by KB410 August 17, 2016

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Jason

Fits these categories:

1. An uglyass with pimples on the forehead.

2. A bully
3. May be thin but will call you fat.

4. Nutts to Porn Hub
5. Not someone to hang out with if you don't want to be bullied or are serious all the time.

But on the bright side: smart and a baller

Jason has both good and bad qualities but mostly bad.

Jason by harshilthecommercial May 21, 2018