ironic loop

A phenomenon in current popular culture of something being cool because it's not cool... because it is... ... because it's not, and so on. This went dormant briefly after September 11th, but soon returned.

"Why is Johnny wearing corduroy cut-offs and white socks? Is that cool?" "Yes, because of the ironic loop." "What if I wore that?" "Then it would totally NOT be cool."

by ecool July 4, 2009

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iron cock

A cock that stays hard and can go on and on

I must have an iron cock, lasted 223,000 hours

by Jericho5216556 November 17, 2016

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iron glove

A very rough hand job; one where there is no lubrication, and the up-and-down motion and rubbing causes intense friction. Like the traditional 'indian sunburn' on one's arm, the iron glove provides a similar burning feeling. Can be used as both an adjective and a verb.

1) Dan limped around on Saturday, because he received an iron glove from Sarah the night before.

2) Tim: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with Carmen last night.

Stan: I did dude, but I totally regret it...that bitch was so bad at handling dick- she iron gloved me.

Tim: Oh man...I'm sorry. I'll get you some ice.

by katieandedsfilthyfilms July 11, 2010

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iron lungs

shaolin technique developed by method man.Consists of having iron lungs due to intensive training consisting of smoking weed.

he has mastered the iron lungs technique.beware.

by ironlungs August 22, 2007

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Ironic Racism

Making a joke about racism that is supposed to be witty and modern, but actually supports racism by dehumanizing a particular race for a laugh.

Some person: Did you hear about that party someone threw where a bunch of white college student dressed up in blackface? It was hilarious!

Some person 2: Eddie Izzard is hilarious... that party was just another example of ironic racism.

by some person 2.0 January 8, 2012

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