junk knocking

Something you pay hookers to do.

Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

You love junk knocking.

by Peter Grifffin May 30, 2006

junk jangler

someone who likes to play with my balls...

Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."

Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."

Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

junk funk

STDS, yeast infections, urinary infections, smelly pussy

(carlos) Damn Brian, after i fucked her, i could smell that shit on my finger the next day!

(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!

by The Only Real Vicki October 23, 2005

junk bond

(FINANCE) originally, a bond rated as not investment grade by a credit rating agency (e.g., Standard & Poor, Ernst & Young, or Moody's).

Later, a bond was a financial instrument deliberately created to have absurdly high levels of risk (of default), which was then priced in and "hedged" by a fund manager. Junk bonds are routinely used to finance leveraged buyouts.

Michael Milken was the junk bond innovator who figured out how to make them an effective investment vehicle. Yes, he later went to jail for securities law violations.

by Abu Yahya September 1, 2010

junk fox

a girl with junk in her trunk.

Damn shes a junk fox.

by james C. Outo June 16, 2004

Junk Shot

A crazy or high risk solution to a problem or situation when everything else has failed.

Bill lost the spreadsheet he was working on for the meeting so he fired a junk shot and called in sick

by sofakingdom13 May 28, 2010

junk oven

When you are spooning with your significant other and he or she farts on your junk, heating it up like an oven. junk oven fart queef penis cock gas spooning heat

Man, my cougar totally gave me a junk oven last night. That's the last time I feed her lactarded ass a la mode special brownies.

by D_Bagzz March 6, 2011