tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)

"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."

by Twathenge April 11, 2006

Dump 'n Ditch

The act of taking a crap and then leaving the bathroom, failing to flush the toilet.

girl: I hate public restrooms, because some people enjoy leaving little presents for the next person who has to use that stall.

guy:You've obviously never been in a situation then, where you have to just "Dump 'n Ditch."

by bibblesworth August 30, 2009

Shit n' Ditch

Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.

1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."

2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."

by inalavalamp April 04, 2012

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Ding Dong Ditching

The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.

/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./

by AlbanianKid April 25, 2015

snitch ditch bitch

A grimy ass bitch always looking for attention & she do anything to get it even snitch. Then after she snitch you gotta put her in a ditch!

That girl you been pimping out for 5 years told everybody you sell drugs. Yeah I called her a snitch ditch bitch 2 years ago!

by Lady Gangsta March 22, 2022

the seven-year ditch

When an established couple decides to separate at the seven-year mark.

Several of my friends divorced after 7 years. The seven-year ditch rule must be in effect.

by Xeenie February 16, 2009