Illinois

The state that has only one city: Chicago. Any other city is somehow invalid, and no one knows where you live because you say what town you live in and they make that renowned face that says, "Where in the hell could that be?"

Me - "Oh, I live near Bloomington in Illinois."
Anyone else - "what."

by SocialAnxietyandPizza August 28, 2019

Illiyyina

Illiyyina is pretty just the way she is. She's very honest with her heart and will never allow anyone she loves being hurt. She can be quite annoying and childish at times but she's loveable. She shows much interest in Kpop boy band and can quite addicted. She'll be bragging about her bias and will keep him just for her only. She knows how to make people around her laugh. She deserves the world.

"I've met Illiyyina yesterday and she has a big heart!" ❤️

by djjdjdjdf December 14, 2020

Malden, Illinois

Malden, Illinois is a mythical town with one deranged resident. It is a figment of its creator's imagination. Malden is not real, nor does it have a zip code.

Malden's sole resident: "Let's go back to Malden, Illinois!"
Friend: "No, not this again.."

by Malden isn't real October 7, 2011

Lansing, Illinois

A town with nothing to do...

Joey please don’t doubt me, we live in boring Lansing, Illinois

by OOFOOFOOFOOF October 15, 2017

Men Be Illin'

An unreleased song by La Toya Jackson, which could quite arguably be the best song she has ever recorded. It was co-written by John F. Wilson, who also co-wrote the track "Love Talk" from La Toya's ''Imagination'' album.

Guy: Girl, you be illin' tonight.
Girl: Well all men be illin' anyway.
Guy: Shut up La Toya.

by Robert Koehler March 21, 2007

illinois

A place that would be a WHOLE lot fucking better if Chicago just became it's own state other than Chicago it's a good place and GUESS WHAT MOST OF WHAT CHICAGOAN'S CALL SOUTHERN ILLINOIS WHICH IS BELOW I-80 WE LIKE NEW YORK PIZZA TOO BITCHES in my town in EASTERN ILLINOIS with one of the best universities in the the Midwest we have 15 pizza joints and like one maybe two are Chicago pizza and were not REDNECKS we have electricity and indoor toilets to just saying if you didn't move here from Chicago to downstate we just hate you for many reasons like the like 15 governors you voted in were corrupt and the like 5 that are in prison thanks

You live in Chicago.
No i live in Charleston.
Is that part of Chicago.
No its part of Illinois.

You sure?
YES YOU RETARDED JACKASS!!!!!!!!!

by Lordnikon97 February 12, 2012

illiterate

not able to read or write

nigga can you read this? damn your illiterate ass!

by Tiara =] October 14, 2008