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Squid-inked 

To be without monetary funds, or lacking in anything.
Because of the overpriced dinner, I was squid-inked for the rest of the week and couldn't pay my bills.
Squid-inked by Sleepensheep April 12, 2009
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Someone who places ink on their head. It's use is derogatory but will confuse everyone around you.
Person 1: "Damnit Aidan you INKHEAD"
Person 2: "Wait does that mean someone who is a brown nose"
Inkhead by OMNOMTHEWHALE August 7, 2011
When ANY force such as sneezing, coughing, tickling, startlement etc, causes a female to squirt out blood while on their period.
"I laughed so hard I am inking."
"Awe you guys made me ink!"
Inking by DjLoverBox November 8, 2018

co-inky-dinky 

Man #231: Fancy meeting you here Mr Man #491.
Man #491: Woah, hi Mr Man #231, what a co-inky-dinky.
co-inky-dinky by ted_wong May 10, 2005
A poorly applied or ugly tattoo.
She's hot, despite the inkblot.
inkblot by Dick S. November 20, 2007
Inking the toilet bowl, or simply inking. Referencing the act of explosively squirting a viscous black fluid out of the sphincter into the fresh, clear toiler water; consequently, causing an instantaneous cloud of murky, impenetrable fecal matter; similarly to that of the ocean-dwelling octopi defense mechanism.
Through extensive, continuous World of Warcraft stimulation, I subconsciously consumed 3 large bagfuls of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Eight hours into a critical grinding session against the Wrath King's loyal minions, my stomach began to violently erupt. A few quick steps from the computer station, and into the bathroom, I helplessly hovered over the toilet. After a series of strenuous forcing, I felt an incredible relief of pressure as my asshole exploded into a "Flaming Hot" blaze; consequently, inking the toilet bowl.
Inking by Drederick Tatum November 17, 2011