A type of person who tells you not do do something, but turns around and does it themselves. They can sometimes resemble Fred Savage as a child
Man, Fred Savage said not to get involved in my girlfriend's problems, but then proceeded to get involved himself. That is class A Hypocrite status
by Cynicism Hurts bro 'Dabs' December 10, 2016

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?
Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7
Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle
Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.
Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?
Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7
Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle
Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.
Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?
by sol loves the life June 25, 2009

Some who says dont believe the hype while trying to grow a protest bigger and expand the hype about it.
by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020

Hypocrisy is the practice of engaging in the same behavior or activity for which one criticizes another or the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform. In moral psychology, it is the failure to follow one's own expressed moral rules and principles. It is also believed that a prime example of a hypocrite is Lewis P
by anonymous492516 December 7, 2021

The hypocrite didn't say anything about anybody being a big talker when they were present, but boy did he/she have a lot to say about the matter when they were miles away.
by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019

An idiot who does things that they tell others not to do and does it themselves because they're brain dead. The worst of these people are those insult the others who do it and then proceed to do the same thing themselves.
Sam (Hypocrite): Hey Jack! You better not do that thing you just did.
Jack: Ok
Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)
Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.
Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!
Jack: Ok
Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)
Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.
Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!
by Raphaim October 24, 2023
