by Justjunkplsplsplspls March 12, 2023

Someone who says they'd love to get your thoughts on something, then calls it censorship when you let them know that toning their mouth down would be helpful to themself and others, which is censoring what they say about what they think.
You'd have to be a fuckin moron to ask people to share their thoughts then call it censorship when they do. The worst kind of hypocrite is the one that doesn't think they're a hypocrite too.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

by hypocritness April 23, 2018

by Sparklesforeverprincessalways August 30, 2017

Isn't it interesting how the people in most need of their own advice are the same ones telling other people to be kind, be nice, do good, or to be themselves?
by Solid Mantis December 29, 2020

A type of person who tells you not do do something, but turns around and does it themselves. They can sometimes resemble Fred Savage as a child
Man, Fred Savage said not to get involved in my girlfriend's problems, but then proceeded to get involved himself. That is class A Hypocrite status
by Cynicism Hurts bro 'Dabs' December 10, 2016

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?
Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7
Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle
Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.
Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?
Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7
Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle
Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.
Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?
by sol loves the life June 25, 2009
