Hypocrite

Banana seller

Charles: Amazon is a hypocrite
Mabel; nah, they give bananas away for free

by Justjunkplsplsplspls March 12, 2023

Hypocrite

Someone who says they'd love to get your thoughts on something, then calls it censorship when you let them know that toning their mouth down would be helpful to themself and others, which is censoring what they say about what they think.

You'd have to be a fuckin moron to ask people to share their thoughts then call it censorship when they do. The worst kind of hypocrite is the one that doesn't think they're a hypocrite too.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

hypocritness

when someone is a hypocrite

no wonder where briana gets her hypocritness from

by hypocritness April 23, 2018

Double hypocrite

Tabish

Oh look it's tabish the dogs favourite double hypocrite

by Sparklesforeverprincessalways August 30, 2017

Hypocrite

Isn't it interesting how the people in most need of their own advice are the same ones telling other people to be kind, be nice, do good, or to be themselves?

You're a hypocrite like the rest of us.

by Solid Mantis December 29, 2020

Hypocrite

A type of person who tells you not do do something, but turns around and does it themselves. They can sometimes resemble Fred Savage as a child

Man, Fred Savage said not to get involved in my girlfriend's problems, but then proceeded to get involved himself. That is class A Hypocrite status

by Cynicism Hurts bro 'Dabs' December 10, 2016

hypocrititis

someone who is a huge hypocrite

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?

Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7

Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle

Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.

Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?

by sol loves the life June 25, 2009