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Canada's History

Maple syrup chuggin, Beaver lovin, Mounty huggin, AYE?!

What's all this aboot.
Kids these days like the pokemon
Kids these days like the rap music

Canada is Americas hat
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

That's Canada's History DERP
by KYLES MOM February 12, 2010
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A month were not only african americans can celebrate but black people to or people with African descent .
Lily:I cant wait to celebrate black history month this year
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Canada's History

A magazine formerly known as "The Beaver" best known for its explicit images of maple syrup enemas. Commonly confused with a sex act involving insertion of the Stanley cup with the aid of maple syrup as lubricant.
Damn man, I can't even jack off to Canada's History. It's just sick.
by AKpseudopsychos February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

To perform a proper Canada's History, you will need one each of the following: balloon, gerbil, Canadian transvestite, hockey stick, maple leaf, (2) homosexual males, wide mouthed maple
syrup bottle (half full), large funnel and family sized tub of Vaseline.

Engage in vaginal sex with the transvestite using the hockey stick (with whichever end floats your boat) hard enough to induce vaginal flatulence (queef) and using your mouth, capture these "queefs" and transfer them to the balloon until it is softball sized. Using the funnel and as much Vaseline as necessary (read: possible) insert the gerbil and balloon, in that order, into Homosexual A's ass. Have homosexual B (to prevent a Hate Crime) strike Homosexual A in the lower abdomen with the hockey stick with sufficient force to puncture the balloon causing the keistered gerbil to asphyxiate on the contents of that balloon.

Excrete the contents of Homosexual A's rectum onto the maple leaf. Discard the punctured balloon. Wrap the gerbil securely in the maple leaf and deposit into the half full, wide mouthed maple syrup jar. Let stand 4-6 hours, serve warm over pancakes.
The Canadian equivalent to a Waffle House has a suspicious, indescript building behind it offering a free Canada's History with the purchase of any Canadian national culture magazine.
by hatchet_comedy February 13, 2010
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Canadian history

The act of pouring maple syrup on moose horns. Then using it for sodomy.
Hey dude I walked in on my girlfriend she was doing the Canadian history with the horns!
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canadas history

the act of two consenting adults defecating in eachothers respective anus for sexual gratification
After some forplay, we totally gave eachother some canadas history.
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Canada's History

1. American slang referring to the most vile sex act imaginable.

2. A Canadian magazine formerly known as: "The Beaver," Canada's oldest pornographic magazine which is now being made even pornier by having its name changed to: "Canada's History."

3. A canadian pornographic magazine used to promote a sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
Stephen Colbert made Canada's History with that unsuspecting intern.
by TheHappyIntern February 5, 2010
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