Guy: So Jamie's hooked up with three of the guys from the team?
Other guy: I'd tap that, she's a hoop hottie.
Other guy: I'd tap that, she's a hoop hottie.
by The Og Hoop Hottie December 15, 2013

When your friend Daniel decides to pour in some fruitloops for breakfeast. But spills them and some goes onto the floor. When he crouches down to pick up the ones on the floor, you push him hard and yell DANNEL ON THEM HOOPS
My friend Daniel wanted cereal, so i decided to get him on them hoops
*pushes and yells* Dannel on them hoops
*pushes and yells* Dannel on them hoops
by Jack firedragonwolf March 6, 2019

by FionaB June 28, 2015

(1) To insert a high note or series of high notes, during a special time in a gospel song - either during a music break or at the end of a leader's solo/lead in a fast last paced song; using vibrato - usually sang by a mean ole soprano but can be sang by anyone. (Great hopsel choirs usually have about 2-3 tenors that can hit the high notes as well)
(2) When a preacher begins to get deep in his/her sermon that he/she often begins to growl, take heavy deep breaths in between statements (also called a tune-up)
(2) When a preacher begins to get deep in his/her sermon that he/she often begins to growl, take heavy deep breaths in between statements (also called a tune-up)
(1) "Did you hear that tenor hit that high hoop at the end of that verse?! It was perfect! Sound like James Hall and WAP's tenors."
(2) "Rev. Smith started hooping and tore up the church....tuned up the whole song!"
(2) "Rev. Smith started hooping and tore up the church....tuned up the whole song!"
by Professor of Music 1984 December 28, 2016

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.
When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012

by GhostPooper98 October 21, 2020
