Hooping Cock

This phenomenon occurs when a woman wearing large hooped earings allows you to insert your erect penis through the first earing hoop, passing through her mouth, and exiting out the other earing hoop.

Wow!
Stacey is such a tramp, she let me hooping cock her last night!

by love_the_hoop October 4, 2011

Take it to the hoop

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.

That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.

by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022

sausage hooping

twerking on your boy in a heterosexual way

It was sausage hooping because I kept my socks on.

by x0mbiez July 6, 2025

Hoop Angel

Hoop angel is a menace to society, notoriously again homeless men

I have a urge to throw a steaming hot honey bun at a homeless person

Person: That must be hoop angel

by Honeybundefender December 12, 2023

Hula Hoop Lessons

Any extra tutoring and/or SAT prep lessons, one takes to prepare for college examines or life.

How did you get that SAT score? My dad's rich so he got me hula hoop lessons.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014