Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.

John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Honk Appreciation Day

User Honknappu is appreciated on March 28th

Today is Honk Appreciation Day

by HonkNappu March 27, 2022

honk

when you laugh about something so hard a honk comes out

omg i honked

by abbymykenzie September 27, 2020

Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.

Have you heard about the honking of 1812? It was really awesome, right?

by the_honking_still_haunts_me April 6, 2021

Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022

HONK

When one enjoys the company of anothers ding dong

Chippy is a having a honk day today, honk

by Honk November 6, 2017

Honking Bitch

this is a disgusting filthy useless gossiping big-nosed fat with the biggest wizard's sleeve in the nation. Everyone should spit on her and scream this definition as loud as possible x

Holly is a honking bitch...

by your fav xx January 23, 2025