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Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob
"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"
by TheVen August 21, 2024
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Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!
by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021
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new york hoedown

that part in The Great Gatsby where Myrtle gets run over
if you mention that price she'll be out of here in a New York hoedown
by anonymous December 16, 2022
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Baton Rouge Hoedown

Where three homeless men share a single pair of socks and shoes in a subway restaurant.
I couldn't order my sandwich at subway because there was a Baton Rouge Hoedown in progress.
by cleves August 4, 2023
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