Hobo Honey

Seemingly normal woman or girl, who seems to attract tramps, beggars and other scruffy types.

I went out for a fag and a a tramp kissed me! Why do i get all the weirdos?" "That's 'cos you're a hobo honey

by deviantAPPLE April 11, 2011

littlest hobo

1. A sex move where one's significant other rejects advances in a cheery upbeat way with the words: "maybe tomorrow."

2. The greatest and only hero dog based television show to come out of Canada.

Bob had to retreat to the couch and wank to CBC news after his girlfriend gave him the littlest hobo.

by guiterryc September 17, 2018

hobo jim

A hobo jim is a very dangerous man that will kill you at first sight, if you see a hobo jim run away and call the cops
A hobo jim also likes to collect trollies and lives under briges in creeks, hobo jims like to fide a warm club especially football clubs, they often carry a long rusty machete kills kids

Watch out here comes a hobo jim

by Gangstarrrrrrrr June 3, 2017

Hobo Heater

The act of three or more hobos huddling together, giving heat to those poor suckers in the middle; not to say the ones on the outside aren't poor too.

Hey Jim and Bob, let's get the hobo heater goin.

Hobo heaters are just as effective as central air.

Fuck, there's only two of us, no Hobo heat.

by C Lit December 7, 2010

Hobo Down

To dress down, in a way that causes one to look like a homeless person

1) Dang that girl hobo down-ed today.

2) Guy 1: That guy hobo down-ed today.

Guy 2: Nah man, that guy is an actual hobo.

by YoGurlDnizzle July 9, 2016

Hobo Hug

*The act of drawing a friend in for a hug, locking them in said embrace and urinating. The desired effect being that the hugger's urine is visible on the the huggee.

*Said act is best performed whilst intoxicated, for as sobered minds prevail, the amusement starkly declines.

I have to take another shower cause Joey was screwing around and hobo hugged me before my date.

hobo FingA Grandpa Hug

by Gester Ghost September 23, 2010

hobo potato

A sexual act involving no less than 2, but no more than 5 men

The boys had a hankerin' for a hobo potato later that night

by Hot Tater Lovin' Man July 14, 2021