Accident waiting to happen

The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.

Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?

by Brutal_Softy December 30, 2009

What Had Happened Was

The podcast What Had Happened Was www.whhwpodcast where they are trying to explain the unexplainable!

What Had Happened was had a hell of an episode last week... i got it from iTunes!

by djspin January 22, 2014

happening thing

A plan or action with some possibility of a successful outcome. Most often encountered in its negative form.

Jason's dream of passing his algebra test just wasn't a happening thing.

by Max Debord April 28, 2007

happen'n

To ask someone what is going on.

Hey man, what's happen'n?

by @minnesports September 7, 2016

Happenvy

It's happiness and envy at the same time.

Oh, I feel happenvy towards you!

by Jellycotton May 3, 2018

Happenstants

Something that would only happen to an ant.

“It happened by happenstants”

by Wypipo whisperer August 24, 2019

Happens

Happens, meaning you have no answer so you give a open ended smart ass one. It works if you say it with confidence

Karin the high school teacher wants to know why you didn’t do you’re work “happens”

by Zachary J the bastard September 4, 2019