Handy Banana

A natural dildo

I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch

by Redgorilla January 27, 2016

Australian Handy

it is a hand job when they person giving it is behind you and jerking you off from "down under"

I got a great Australian Handy from the Asian massage parlor

by randywise August 5, 2017

hilo handy

When you carve a hole in a block of spam to use as a masturbatory aid.

"I was over at Jeffrey's house and noticed the remnants of a hilo handy in his trash. Guess that's why he has all that Spam in his pantry"

by Not_Jeffrey September 14, 2022

greek handy

When you get a handy on the dance floor of a frat house.

You hear the boy Jason got a Greek handy last week? He’s unstoppable!

by ExcellentTutoring January 3, 2019

Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.

Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi

by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022

death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.

Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.

by Picky Panther April 14, 2025

Handy Foursome

A handy foursome is a rich man’s circle jerk. Usually takes place in the Cigar lounge right after the fox hunt, top hats and monocles are required

“Oi mate me and tony are headed to the Handy Foursome”

by Cuntcrusader69 May 2, 2023