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power handshake

The simple act of one man giving a hand job to another man.
My good friend, John, gave me a great power handshake last night.
by breyn6 January 25, 2016
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British Handshake

To stab (or "shank") another person.

Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
by Melutox September 29, 2022
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pelvic handshake

A casual approach to sex with random or new people. Focused on the physical, lighthearted and fun aspects of sex.
On the last night of spring break, Kim met Jon at the club. They danced followed by a pelvic handshake and a hug goodbye, then back home to the real world.
by LilyM August 2, 2017
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Feversham Handshake

It is when two men are walking towards each other, they give each other a stern look in the face and grab each other’s genitals which is followed by a firm shake. Afterwards they smell their hands to show appreciation towards their Feversham neighbor.
I saw my neighbor the other day and gave him a Feversham Handshake.
by Blackjesus1993 September 15, 2018
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Tinder Handshake

While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulating the external anal sphincter.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017
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Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.
by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015
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Siberian handshake

Sexual act in which a man sticks his hand in a bucket of ice (or cold beverage,) then thrusts his fingers into an unprepared female.
Dude, I gave this chick I hooked up with a Siberian handshake. She won't reply to my texts now.
by Dante Novacaine September 23, 2013
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