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Hambone

Noun. Old cat. Usually one who thinks he's modern and hip, but is really whack old school clown. Tries to stay up on the latest hood slang and jargon but usually ends up landing on his rough end looking like a straight busta!
Peep this, Fam. Look at this substitute teacher we got?? Hambone got on orthopedic shoes and think we bout to do this work! Boy bye!
by Terry Bad Ice March 28, 2017
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Cambodian Hamock

The cambodian hamock is when you and your bro perform the syberian clutch and the hungarian hamock to some girl at the same time for full penetration.
by C.I.C May 1, 2009
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Camel Hammock

The unfortunate situation in which one is exhibiting a camel toe whilst their pants are riding up their back side.
Wow, her camel hammock is out in full force today!
by mangobandit June 3, 2011
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hambone

The classic class of male from the late 90's who still thinks that highlighting his hair, shaving his entire body, wearing polos and necklaces, or using excessive amounts of hair gel is still cool. They're often found in gyms. Sometimes they can be used as a footstool after 5 PM. They are often "dude wasted", and give bro-grabs to other hambones.

Hambones become "s-bones" after picking up an STD, not limited, but usually including, mouf herps.
The hambone lost in an obedience contest with a Golden Retriever, which involved difficult commands such as 'sit', 'stay', and 'talk'.
by jjusaaaack February 10, 2009
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banana hammock

a sexual position involving two men and one woman. The men, standing up, position themselves at opposite ends of the woman. The woman lays either on her back or stomach meanwhile the men shove their erect penises, one in the mouth one in the anus or vagina. The men's erections prop the woman in mid-air. Thus making, a banana hammock.

Other versions can involve three women and two strap-ons or three men or three she-males.
Tool A: Bro, wanna run a train on your mom tonight?

Tool B: Nah dude, let's just put her in a banana hammock, she looks rather tired.
by poorfellow June 7, 2009
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Hammond

Or pulling a hammond whereby rather than spending money on branded clothing u spend half as much on double the amount of cheap shitty primark clothing.
by jonny corsane September 23, 2007
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hamsome

A sum of ham.
My cat is very hamsome.
by ninjapoptart83 December 14, 2014
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