Gigaton Hammer

The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything

Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …

by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022

Hammer beast

A person that is the best at something. The beast of beasts!

Have you even seen him draw? He's a hammer beast! His talent is incredible!

by Skateboard April 19, 2017

fuckin hammered

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced

Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!

by I<3BEER! June 13, 2011

Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.

Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!

by HammerTitties January 13, 2016

The Hammer of The Cause

A person who is fighting for, or enforcing the will of a generic sometimes non-existant cause.

The background of this word is me, Murdoc, who is the original Hammer of The Cause.

"Murdoc takes care of the common man, he is The Hammer of The Cause."

by Murdoc June 3, 2004

shit-hammered

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.

Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.

by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010

hammer speak

To be absolutely fucked up by a bitch with a hammer. And you yell ow and fuck repeatedly

Hammer speak Bang! Ow fuck owoowowowowowowowowowowfuck

by Ugandan fuckles February 20, 2019