harry hammer

When a man's pubic hair is longer than his penis.

No chick wants to suck me off because of my harry hammer!

by Artemus_Cain July 11, 2009

Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.

Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!

by HammerTitties January 13, 2016

fuckin hammered

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced

Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!

by I<3BEER! June 13, 2011

The Hammer of The Cause

A person who is fighting for, or enforcing the will of a generic sometimes non-existant cause.

The background of this word is me, Murdoc, who is the original Hammer of The Cause.

"Murdoc takes care of the common man, he is The Hammer of The Cause."

by Murdoc June 3, 2004

shit-hammered

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.

Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.

by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010

Warm Hammer

Deliberately and repeatedly hitting your lady in the eye with your member.

Yo dawg, my bitch was giving me shit everyday. Everyday. Until I gave her the warm hammer.

by Warm Hammer PhD. August 15, 2011

Hog Hammering

A woman who entertains multiple obese men sexually at the same time. Dicks all around.

Linda was caught hog hammering her fathers friends at the crawfish festival.

by Supra man June 24, 2014