Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020

Gigaton Hammer

The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything

Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …

by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022

Hammer beast

A person that is the best at something. The beast of beasts!

Have you even seen him draw? He's a hammer beast! His talent is incredible!

by Skateboard April 19, 2017

blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.

Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.

by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018

harry hammer

When a man's pubic hair is longer than his penis.

No chick wants to suck me off because of my harry hammer!

by Artemus_Cain July 11, 2009

hammer legs

A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.

I got a bad case of hammer legs!

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

Bitch Hammer

The hammer I kill bitches with. Any device or means to shut a bitch the fuck up! An over the top reply to the nagging bitch that is always present. An all purpose cock that always gets the job done.

"When Barrack finally grew tired of that dykes complaints over sexism he dropped the bitch hammer on her."
"Michele Bachman needs to be nailed with a bitch hammer"
"Every time that cunt opens her mouth I either reach for my cock or the bitch hammer to shut her up."
"No one could stand Amy's friend Rachel until Adam grudge fucked her with a bitch hammer.

by Scarcazim October 9, 2013