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Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes
Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him
by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025
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Gremlin

goats that are pushin p
Damn Paige and Dawson are some fucking gremlins
by Super gremlin February 4, 2022
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Fuckin' gremlin

An insult used when someone is acting like a monstrous asshole
by Youxoli June 30, 2020
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Gremlin

Rare unknown species that survived the asteroid that killed all of it's kind.

Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps
"Hey Sincere do you see that guy over there? Yeah he's just a gremlin I used to like yikes.."
by Trixie Belli June 12, 2018
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Lobby Gremlining

Lobby gremlining is where someone sits in a lobby on warzone waiting for friends to come online and then spams them with invites or joins their lobbies.
Oh god. Bill is lobby gremlining again!
by Cl1805 February 19, 2021
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Oven Gremlin

Oh no! It's not in it's natural environment!
Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend
"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"
by Carlos the beast April 5, 2024
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