by CardinalsStevenPug69 May 08, 2019
When you take dirt, water and shit to lube up your dick and dildo then proceed to fuck a shoe while penetrating your anus
by kapping April 29, 2020
Here comes greasy hazel again, take a shower bitch!
by Baffled refrigerator April 23, 2020
a large female ass, that has a build-up of grease. Sometimes also applied to a skillet, to cook only bacon.
by yosupsupDRE April 24, 2009
When one takes his or her finger to his rectum to apply the appropriate "waxy" residue and thereby wipes said finger across another's upper lip. Fyi, The smell lasts for hours.
see also dirty sanchez
see also dirty sanchez
by Mitch Buchanan August 28, 2003
A greasy granny is where you coat your tongue in Icy-Hot and then give someone a rim job or oral sex.
by M. Fishel April 08, 2009
by Nasty Nate May 07, 2004