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Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?
(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...
Greasy Square Head by BaconEh September 23, 2016

greasy gollum 

Greasy Gollum is when you squat in a corner and jerk it hard then when the cum is out use it as lube and then stick a ring on your cock and repeat the phrase "my precious"
Man I just greasy Gollum it next to bob!!
greasy gollum by landonman August 18, 2016

greasy flaps 

This is a way to describe a female with a disgusting vagina which gives off a rather fishy odour as well as a considerable amount of lady juice.
I had sex with my girlfriend yesterday, it was fantastic! Her greasy flaps provided fabulous lube.

greasy shuman

When you cum on a girls face and then rub it in.
Dude, I gave that girl a greasy Shuman last night. She was greasy A. F.
greasy shuman by Shayk23 June 30, 2016

greasy queef 

when you are using oil during coitus and your produce a queef that consists of oil and pussy juices
Me and Ricky were having a oil orgy last week and i had a greasy queef!

Greasy rig

A greasy rig is a pickup truck, that is usualy lifted more than 4", older than 2006, has plenty of rust and dents, usualy needs a ton of mechanical work, has a lot of led lights or just one big one across the roof and is not very safe to drive above 80kms on the road but off the road will do well above that
Buddy thats a greasy rig eh
Greasy rig by Quader200 February 16, 2017