A form of dance originating on the Street of (un)Pleasant at Boston University by an Italian goon from Pittsburgh. The dance requires one to lean over with both hands on their back and walk like a goon.
Spartan: Yo Matt, what was that crazy move you pulled out last night at Mandala?
Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.
Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.
by sperrier March 15, 2010

bob- hey have you heard of the goons podcast?
bawb- yeah the podcast with a vegan, virgin, redneck, canadian, and sometimes a black guy?
bob- yeah that
bawb- yeah the podcast with a vegan, virgin, redneck, canadian, and sometimes a black guy?
bob- yeah that
by corqg June 14, 2022

by Jewthulu July 4, 2016

“Gooning is a sort of modernized version of tantric sex/masturbation without the spiritual aspects that have been traditionally associated with it in the past. ... It’s an almost hypnotic, semi-meditative mental state a person can enter after prolonged masturbation.”
The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”
-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)
The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”
-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)
Just when you think you know how to masturbate, someone finds the goon trance. Now you can spend your whole day almost getting off.
by burnt sox December 20, 2022

"Me and the boys are getting a couple of cubes and gettin' gooned up."
"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".
"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."
"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".
"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."
by DericP June 11, 2008

An Australian term describing the act of having a cheap cask of wine above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time, with such contents often pouring onto the face, clothes and hair, thus it is regarded as a shower of goon
by Paul Turner December 8, 2007

Game played at Monash Uni in Melbourne, Australia where you take a shot of goon every time the other player scores on you in Foosball. This continues until the box of goon is gone or someone vomits.
by HebrewHammer1234 July 25, 2010
