It is called "golf" because all the other four letter words were taken, for the game that can reward and frustrate like no other.
F*ck or Sh*t are two of many examples used just after the the ball is struck. even the word "Four" is shouted often to express the "joys" of Golf.
by WesWes March 13, 2008
Get the Golf mug.1) a codeword used by many to describe the act of masturbation or masturbation with pornography
2) a word or codeword used instead of pornographic material
3) the lamest sport...ever
2) a word or codeword used instead of pornographic material
3) the lamest sport...ever
1) bro one: Hey, bro are you going to school today?
bro two: Na, dude i'm golfing all day. By the way, can I borrow some tissues.
2) bro one: (asking the teacher in a joking matter while laughing his ass off) Do you enjoy golf?
Teacher: (answering without any suspicion) Yes, I golf very frequently. It really helps me blow off some steam.
-(class of kids crack up)
3) bro one: Dude let's go golfing today, I got a new club.
bro two: Golf? Why don't you grow a pair and watch football like a normal guy, Queer!
bro two: Na, dude i'm golfing all day. By the way, can I borrow some tissues.
2) bro one: (asking the teacher in a joking matter while laughing his ass off) Do you enjoy golf?
Teacher: (answering without any suspicion) Yes, I golf very frequently. It really helps me blow off some steam.
-(class of kids crack up)
3) bro one: Dude let's go golfing today, I got a new club.
bro two: Golf? Why don't you grow a pair and watch football like a normal guy, Queer!
by Big T and the Boyz October 25, 2012
Get the golf mug.Golf, being the sport/game played by many.. Also known as G.O.L.F. Standing for; Girls.Only.Little.Focker. . So by reading the previous statement it has been very clearly shown that if you are not a girl (female), then this sport should not be played by you. . . Always abide to the rules.
Wendy, "Hey Sarah, are you up for a lil G.O.L.F this weekend?"
Sarah, "Sure Wendy, can I bring my boyfriend?"
Wendy, "No, stupid.. Golf is for Girls.Only.Little.Focker."
Sarah, "Ah right! My bad."
Sarah, "Sure Wendy, can I bring my boyfriend?"
Wendy, "No, stupid.. Golf is for Girls.Only.Little.Focker."
Sarah, "Ah right! My bad."
by Rose_Nic July 24, 2011
Get the GOLF mug.by Malicious Content August 4, 2005
Get the Glorf mug.Golfassage is a combination of the words Golf and Massage. It is normally a chair massage on the golf course for golfers to loosen up their muscles either before, during or after a round of golf. The massage focuses on muscles in the neck and back and last no longer than 5 minutes.
The therapist helped lower the golfers score by administering a golfassage before he warmed up for the round.
by P. Rusnak April 22, 2008
Get the golfassage mug.A drinking game in which the participants drink a can of beer which is used as their "ball". The players, using golf clubs, proceed to strike the can toward a predetermined "hole". The hole can be any object in the playing field that the can can hit. The playing field can include almost any outdoor area. As the players are playing through the hole each player is drinking a beer that will be used for the next hole.
Trash Golf was played for the first time in Morgantown, WV at 115 and 113 Cornell Ave. The game has since progressed into a delightful sport enjoyed by all ages.
by Ernie Smith June 10, 2008
Get the trash golf mug.Breaking into a Golf Course usually somewhere in Idaho and going into the water hazard and getting golf balls for "fun" when someone actually gets paid to do that job.
Hillary wanted us to go golf balling when we all knew that someone else does it to get paid so why would we do his/her job? Plus who would go to Idaho?
by Joey1984 September 12, 2007
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