cop glasses

them big goofy lookin glasses that them cops wear

man them are some goofy cop glasses you're wearin

by cassie and sierra July 15, 2004

glass dick

A loser piece of paraphenalia that is primarily used to smoke meth out of. You can make your own at home with an air freshener tube bought from your local gas station and a torch, that and an 8 ball and you'll be ten to twoing it all night by yourself as you wait in the bushes for hours to tax some guy who owes you dope or money for dope cause you won't get a real job and this is your only recreation and enjoyment, stalking your dopefiends who owe you money cause you're on one and you're, without a doubt, a MORON.

Michelle will never be anything but a dopefiend because she is too busy rolling a glass dick and fucking other women's husbands cause she is a nasty bag whore

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

emo glasses

Very ugly, thick, black glasses worn by trendy fans of emo music. They resemble traditional "nerd" glasses and many emo fans think it's cool to pretend that they are nerds because they think they are being nonconformist. However, since emos now make up the vast majority of people on planet earth, doing so is very conformist and insulting to real nerds who toil endlessly to keep your computers working.

Look at that guy with the emo glasses, he listens to trendy crap music.

by cm August 26, 2004

shitty glasses

Shitty glasses is a nickname given by Levi Ackerman fun loving interactive shipper named hanji zoe. She LOVES titans and has pets of them!! She likes to research some titan shifters like Eren Jaeger her faveret ship is said to be Eren x Levi

"Oh hey shitty glasses" or_"SHITTY GLASSES GET BACK TO WORK AND STOP BOTHERING EREN!!"

by ITS LEVI FUCKING ACKERMAN~❤ June 15, 2018

break the glass

Say this when you're breaking out the big guns. When evertything you've tried has failed, and you're resorting to your emergency plan. From breaking the glass of fire extinguishers to put out a fire.

There's nothing to do, it's time to break the glass and go to www.urbandictionary.com

by billie shakes May 24, 2005

glass eye

a term used to explain a lazy person who thinks he's the best. Looks good, doesn't work...

yeah, he's a glass eye...

by smoo lu'va January 15, 2008

shot glass

n. - A precise tool used to measure one's ability to hold one's liquor.

Lou and Mike were having a contest last night; they just kept on downing shot glasses full of booze until finally Mike just passed out. Wow, Lou is really the man.

by TJCapSix September 27, 2005