Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020

Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety

“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin”

by anonymous July 3, 2024

Drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.

Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!

by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023