gamer penis

It's when your penis touches your chair when your playing CoD and cresses your Bellend

Oi John, when I was Playing CoD my gamer penis was pissing me off

by V0iz October 17, 2017

Gamer War

We are all Gamers, and we are all at war with eachother, about anything LGBTQ, Racism, Eachothers lives, Hatred. And only on the rarest accusations do we actually have normal conversations.. because we all hate Atleast something about eachother, but somehow, arguing is what brings us together, because Our Friendship, Love, and Sometimes niceness is what makes us all Friends.

This is a “Gamer War”

by chrissypren March 31, 2021

Random gamer

They are probably a gamer who is random and will say “I’m a random gamer” to you

Your a random gamer, right?

by j6ayee March 15, 2021

Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.

"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"

by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019

Gamers Blur

When playing a video game for an excessive amount of time your eyes get tired and your vision blurs. this is a common problem for CoD gamers and WOW players.

Person 1: Dude, iwas playing CoD last night and my eyes were so tired, my vision went all fuzzy.

Person 2: sorry bro, you got a case of gamers blur.

Person 3: FUCK!

by ILiveUnderYoBed April 22, 2011

gamer chrill

Gay gamer that’s most likely black with a small fat dick, his name is chrille and is good at gaming but gay so it doesn’t matter. He is a member of the Gekyume klan that means he chose the gay way

I met this gamer chrill we were gaming and he sucked me off

by ME IS JEEP January 3, 2019

gamer nectar

gamer nectar is a concoction of different liquids that include ball sweat, pee, cum, and gamer girl bath water. You can make gamer nectar by mixing these liquids together in a plastic bin and putting forks in the bin and microwaving it. Drinking gamer nectar results in a higher FPS in games

person 1: i just made some sweet succulent gamer nectar
person 2: aw sweet give me some of that shit
person 3: amurterrs... i drincc that boof every day!!!1!!!! 😳

by himigane January 15, 2022