Cozmic Gamer

The most nostalgic/best Youtube Channel ever. Has way too many dead memes.

Cozmic Gamer yeeted on a porkchop.

by Cozmic Gamer January 7, 2020

Gamer Butter

The gross residue in-between your keyboard and mouse from intensely sweaty gaming.

Gamer: Ew, my desktop is covered in gamer butter. There's so much of it you could spread it on toast.

by monomutt May 13, 2018

Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.

"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"

by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019

Random gamer

They are probably a gamer who is random and will say “I’m a random gamer” to you

Your a random gamer, right?

by j6ayee March 15, 2021

Gamer dick

When you have been gaming for so long and haven’t showered so your dick gets covered in a layer of grease preventing you from jerking off since you can’t get a grip

Bro after that WOW session I got gamer dick

by Gamer dick October 17, 2020

Quarantine Gamer

A type of gamer, as the name implies, that sprouted from the increase of leisure time due to the Corona virus, causing boredom. These typically don't know much about gaming culture and are casual gamers, meaning they are just as happy losing a ton of times as they are winning once. They play a fine selection of games, as fine as a kid's menu at restaurant, with Call of Duty, namely Warzone, Fortnite, or Among Us. They are also decked out with LED strips that line the edges of their room walls in the colors, red or purple. They often mistaken themselves as gamers and typically only have one genre of games they enjoy and draw a blank whenever a real gamer asks them about other genres. They don't follow any Professional Gamers or Esport teams and generally don't know any outside of FaZe Clan. They also don't dive deep into their games often knowing very little in terms of gaming terms or game knowledge. They also deck everything out in RGB lights; Keyboard, Mice, headphones, the whole nine yards. They also often over spend peripherals, not knowing what they are actually buying and the quality of their gear. They often believe that gaming is a personality, confusing it instead of a lifestyle. And most importantly: they are likely to have TikTok and often give themselves the "gamer" title.

Friend: Man, Jessica is cute and she's a gamer
Me: When did she start playing? What does she play?
Friend: She started playing CoD in June 2020.
Me: Nah, she's a TikToker, she's a quarantine gamer.

by E Sushiman February 8, 2021

Gamers Dozen

Loosely used by new age griefing group "Successors of Slime", A Gamers Dozen is generally believed to be sixteen. However, the term can be used in a comical sense to refer to a completely arbitrary number.

gamer1: hey bro, got any dynamite to grief vicamas27's base?
gamer2: yeah, about a gamers dozen
gamer1: send em through my friend )

by Viddy O'Gaim September 20, 2019