Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.

"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"

by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019

Gamer Butter

The gross residue in-between your keyboard and mouse from intensely sweaty gaming.

Gamer: Ew, my desktop is covered in gamer butter. There's so much of it you could spread it on toast.

by monomutt May 13, 2018

Gamer's Gap

The shape that a gaming headset or any type of over-the-head headphones makes in your hair after a gaming session. This shape can also occur when you are listening to music for a long time without taking the headphones off. This usually occurs in people with shorter hair

Gamer: I didn't take my headset off for four hours and my hair got a gamer's gap
Gamer 2: I hate that bullshit it makes me look like an upside down cereal bowl!!

by yooboy1116 March 31, 2015

Gamer Corner

The corner in your room in which you engage in the act of masturbation and ejaculation in that said corner.

Chet- Bro.. What's that smell bro?

Jake- It's just my gamer corner.

by YourDoctorGreg March 11, 2022

gamer penis

It's when your penis touches your chair when your playing CoD and cresses your Bellend

Oi John, when I was Playing CoD my gamer penis was pissing me off

by V0iz October 17, 2017

Cozmic Gamer

The most nostalgic/best Youtube Channel ever. Has way too many dead memes.

Cozmic Gamer yeeted on a porkchop.

by Cozmic Gamer January 7, 2020

Gamers Blur

When playing a video game for an excessive amount of time your eyes get tired and your vision blurs. this is a common problem for CoD gamers and WOW players.

Person 1: Dude, iwas playing CoD last night and my eyes were so tired, my vision went all fuzzy.

Person 2: sorry bro, you got a case of gamers blur.

Person 3: FUCK!

by ILiveUnderYoBed April 22, 2011