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Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".
"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"
by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025
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hyunjin's future wife

hyunjin's future wife is someone who used to be Wi Ha Joon's wife. She has a short brown hair and she is kinda mandarin chinese.
Oh hyunjin's future wife is Wi Ha Joon's ex wife
by Wi Ha Joon's new wife November 21, 2021
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Future Gash

A girl who you are neither dating, nor sleeping with yet, who is a dead cert to sleep with you in the near future.
Guy 1: Hey, was that chick last night your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Nah, i don't get tied down, she was just a tasty bit of future gash.
by Mrfredash January 23, 2011
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North, to the future

The last words of former Governor Sarah Palin's goodbye speech.

Used for failed humorous effect when looking for something and you have no idea where it is.
"Where did the paper go?"
"North, to the future."
by u8qu1tis March 4, 2010
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Future

Just an over hyped period of time, stop talking about that future you cld be dead anytime 😃
What do u wanna become in future
by No one cares bruhhhh April 29, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>My, ANgel JOse RObles's Future Is Teravila Reliant On Not Alienating Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>My, ANgel JOse RObles's Future Is Teravila Reliant On Not Alienating Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
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