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Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.
Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.
by wmkdaw August 31, 2016
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a message for the future

I am 15 doing careers homework, i have no gf, 2 exes? i hope to become a mechanical engineer and provide for my family favorite games: deepwoken, roblox studio stuff like that. dad just made grilled cheese,im listening to open.spotify.com/track/5BlK5OjYdXCYFPOTr7sAXj (add a https) thats all. Bye, Tyler
you imagine life how it was, a message for the future
by maplecookie_s September 21, 2024
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future teller

How did you know that would happen? Are you a future teller?
by thezackguy October 7, 2020
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future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet
You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!
by The first mongo December 30, 2016
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Future

Future is the best rapper there is and will be EVER. He make the best music by far and is ahead of the game by 2 miles,
Future is the GOAT of rap in general.
by joshallenmvp December 30, 2023
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bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.
Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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future

Our savior , our god , the person who has opened our eyes and opened your girl's legs.
jacob: bro did you smash nina yesterday even though she is dating someone?
me: there is reason everyone calls me future lil bro.
by I'mHim August 24, 2023
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