by Drail9 April 17, 2009
Get the Friend Zone mug.The state of being a virginal, whiny manchild who believes a woman owes him sex simply because he is nice to her. This often leads to posting long e/n threads on the internet about specific women being "vapid cunts" because they'd rather have sex with someone they're actually sexually attracted to. A manchild who believes he has been "friend zoned" rarely recognizes his own faults, and instead assumes that all women are just attracted to "assholes."
"I helped Rebecca with her research project and then I invited her to play Super Smash Bros, but the vapid cunt told me she had to leave because she was going on a date with Matt. That asshole doesn't even respect women. She totally put me in the friend zone. Maybe if I continue to be nice to her she'll eventually let me have unfulfilling sex with her."
by Cosmic Snake May 15, 2014
Get the Friend Zone mug.The place a good guy dread and the gays love if a guy is a good friend and has made it to this zone that means that the woman is too stupid to figure out this is usually the best guy to be with
dude she put me ion the friend zone
dude that sucks i didnt know your gay
im not
well i know your not a good guy
fuck you go back to your fuck muppet
dude that sucks i didnt know your gay
im not
well i know your not a good guy
fuck you go back to your fuck muppet
by muppet fucker December 9, 2011
Get the FRIEND ZONE mug.Noun: A vapid social construct created to shelter the male's ego and his inability to cope with rejection.
by SharkBass028 May 18, 2014
Get the Friend Zone mug.1. a man thinking that a girl is so unspeakable happy that he is interested in her that he gives the excuse of 'being friendzoned' when a girl doesn't sleep with him or wants more than a week to get to know him
2. someone stuck with the illusion that he is so good looking someone will be blinded by their presence while having a horrible personality and therefore won't find a suther
2. someone stuck with the illusion that he is so good looking someone will be blinded by their presence while having a horrible personality and therefore won't find a suther
person one: i really liked him but didn't what to dive into bed with after knowing him for hardly a day
person two: he is a friendzoner
person two: he is a friendzoner
by Sofia-alice May 18, 2014
Get the Friendzoner mug.What assholes call being rejected by a potential sexual partner.
Often used by people who believe girls are objects, self-declared "nice guys," and/or people who believe normal human kindness warrants sexual favors automatically.
Often used by people who believe girls are objects, self-declared "nice guys," and/or people who believe normal human kindness warrants sexual favors automatically.
"Man, she put me in the friend zone."
"Dude, you are not entitled to get with her just because you were nice to her."
"Dude, you are not entitled to get with her just because you were nice to her."
by biurban May 20, 2014
Get the Friend zone mug.Guy A: Bro she totally friend zoned me.
Guy B : Nah, dude it's just you can't laid. The "Friend Zone" is just fake.
Guy B : Nah, dude it's just you can't laid. The "Friend Zone" is just fake.
by WaveMonsters September 19, 2016
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