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final position

either
a) the final position in sex
b) final position before the funeral
Erin: Man I saw someone in their final position!
Scout: Which one😏
by thecoolestperson April 30, 2022
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Air Position

The act of which lifting someone up while engaging in a sexual act and accidently flinging them when tired
ah fuck im sorry i dint mean to do the air position
by Brownie Nest tea November 5, 2022
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Pisces position

A sexual position involving two men where each simultaneously penetrates the asshole of the other man with their penis.

Similar to the 69 position, there is mutual stimulation between the two individuals. However, unlike the 69 position, where stimulation primarily derives from the partner's hands or insertion of the penis into the partner's mouth, stimulation in the Pisces Position is derived through anal penetration of the partner.

This position is most commonly achieved "vertically." The first individual, starting on his on his back, pulls his feet or ankles towards his head, spreading his buttocks and asshole. The second individual then stands over the first, facing away from the first individual's head. They then begin to lower themselves towards the first individual, aiming their erect penis towards the first's asshole. As the second individual gets closer, the first also angles their penis towards their partner's asshole. As the second helps to stabilize the first, the two then simultaneously or sequentially insert their erect penis into their partner's asshole.

Vertical insertion benefits from gravity as the two are able to begin thrusting back and forth, but the position can also be achieved horizontally.
Ben first looked down at his partner's gaping asshole, then over his shoulder into his partner's eyes, a smile breaking over his face as the two were perfectly lined up to simultaneously penetrate each other in the Pisces position.
by nebbishatudub September 24, 2019
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connor position

When a male puts his dick into someone else's ear.
by pussylicker79 November 24, 2016
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9th Position

A sex position performed like the famous 69. One person is performing oral while the other watches tv.
Last night BGT was on and Phil and I did the 9th position.
by Upstatnygal69 September 20, 2020
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The Delivery Position

2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.
once i ran out of redbull, i sat in The Delivery Position
by rydex5 October 26, 2014
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The kamikaze position

The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.
Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.
by Eston555855 December 12, 2020
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