flumpty

the feeling you get when you laugh. "Much more than happy, you are. If a genuine laugh it is."
-Conchobar Sanguine

I was laughing really hard; that was the most flumpty I've ever felt.

by Conchobar Sanguine November 25, 2003

Log flume

To have a bowel movement in a bathtub.

Great day - parade, festival, funnel cakes, shopping.... and then the baby log flumed in the tub...and one of her sisters was in there too!

by Matt Lispen October 19, 2010

flumple-dump

A person who's existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that's as ridiculous as their presence on Earth.

Mr. Brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.

Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.

by DesertDog April 20, 2010

Rumpus Flumping

The act of engaging in wicked, rough anal sex. The word "flump" comes from the sound that the "givers" crotch makes when slapping against the "takers" bum.

I know she's not really into it, so I lubed up good and surprised her with some crazy rumpus flumping!

by flumpRus February 25, 2011

Flumes

Flumes is used when something really sucks or is going rough.

“I failed my math test the other day”
“Man that really flumes sorry”

by thecoolestboi May 25, 2019

meat flume

A big penis!

That stankin hoe just road my Meat Flume

by Hermz da sperm July 9, 2003

flumber

A very bad word. Way way worse than f***

boohaha!!

Go flumber yourself!

by Hazaa February 24, 2008