Flour Daddy

(Noun): A male significant other who purchases anything for their own significant other, as long as it is within budget. The term flour is derived as a substitute from the word sugar in sugar daddy, as it isn't quite as sweet as sugar but is able to get the job done.

Man: "Let's go out sometime, let me be your flour daddy."

Woman: "Flour daddy?"

Man: "Yeah tonight is on me, but maybe stay away from the lobster, I'm on a budget."

Woman: "Oh I gotcha, like a bootleg sugar daddy?"

by Huntaaification June 10, 2018

Flour Angel

Like a snow angle but with flour, often seen in parts of Africa.

J - There is no snow in Audenshaw . S - That's funny I must have made a flour angel then.

by BrightsideSon March 3, 2018

flour blower

the action of blowing all pourpose flour into ones vagina or butthole.

Franklin is such a good flour blower!

by @_andy_biersack.trashhh on ig May 10, 2018

Flourel

A object of having a patter or design of flowers

“I am going to Hawaii do you have any flourel shorts?”

by Asseater679 August 21, 2018

Flounder

A fag-like girl who thinks she is hot shit when in actuality everyone hates her and can’t determine weather it is a girl or a boy this person is very crusty and most likely HIV positive. A real nigglet in the eyes of society

Person 1: hey did you see that new kid?
Person 2: yea I tried to talk to her but she is a real flounder. I’m just gonna stay away

by NotMikePence November 5, 2018

Flourshing

The act of rapidly shaking your arm back and forth while extended away from your body, preferably when one is wearing a long sleeve shirt.

Yetunde: Aaron why are you flourshing your arm like that?
Aaron: I'm trying unroll my sleeve.

by VeganPowers December 3, 2018

Floumunctious

A large series of undefined emotions, usually following a set of emotionally distressing situations or events.

"I got 5 texts from 5 different people in 2 minutes, a friend died, my house burned down, my son had been arrested, they found something faster than light, and some people can believe it's not butter, it all left me feeling floumunctious."

by MyCatIsTucker December 29, 2018