Flassing

To clean the crevice of someone's posterior with floss, spatula, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task.

Flassing is recommended for people who have a great deal of things stuffed in or up their cracks that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.

by Sanders(Co-producer of the Word) October 16, 2005

floaking

A combination of being flopped out (tired) and soaked.

Danda74: that was coo
robinbrd311: YA BUT IM FLOAKED NOW LEL

by Danda74 January 13, 2005

Florting

When you’re fucking a person and snorting blow off of some part of their body. Preferably off of someplace weeeeeeird.

You ever florting? It’s like drugs for your brain and yo dick.

by Cassiafrass May 15, 2018

flassing

(v. pt.) Flossing someone's rear end with floss, gazebos, spatulas, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task. It is said to have cured some hygiene problems among many odorous high school students.

Flassing is recommended for people who has a great deal of things stuffed in or up their posterior crevice that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.

by Sanders(Co-producer of the Word) October 16, 2005

floating dude

A person who just isn't all there... Also known as a 'floater'. Also see 'Quade'.

Did you see that dumbass last night? What a floating dude

by bling223344 February 12, 2008

floating dagger

a sensation aroused during the act murdering a close friend, guest, countryman or family member. To provoke such an image, one must stressfully plot murder, stay awake for multiple nights without sleep, and immediately start to plan other murders of people close to you.

I am seeing floating daggers!

by hahahaahah May 6, 2009

Floating pizza

Floating pizza comes from the group called da "Meatballz". And it means, when da pizza floats. And when da "Meatballz" get "it in".

Shit girl, we're getting floating pizza this evening

by dameatballz March 31, 2011