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Dirty Float

The most pleasurable sexual move in any man or women's arsenal. When you get Dirty Floated you know the girl or guy likes you.

The Dirty Float is the ultimate move.
E.G.
Man 1: Damn, My bitch Dirty Floated me last night
Man 2: No way bro, you the fuckin man!
Man 1: Yea, iv never been pleasured that much ever before
Man 2: I wish i could get Dirty Floated.
by The Dirty Float Master February 14, 2008
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fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking ssomeone across the face with it
"I fladonkadonked your mother and she liked it."
by Bob May 13, 2005
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Fladge

1. Pornographic literature
2. A masochist, someone who enjoys being whipped.
1. I was getting horny, so I went online and looked up some fladge.
2. I didn't know he was a fladge until he asked asked me to whip him last night.
by Do-warp January 2, 2010
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floater

one party of a relationship that sits back and enjoys the ride, never plans dates, in it for the physical stuff, still enjoys your company but really isnt in it for the long run.
sami just accused her boyfriend of being a floater, he was so mad that she thought he would sink to that level
by mrs_spoons January 6, 2011
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flkadfjdklasfjkdlasjfkl

when somebody randomly hits keys in order to avoid inappropriate content or express frustration on social networking sites
i hit flkadfjdklasfjkdlasjfkl last night to steer away from an inappropriate website
by Krybecca February 19, 2011
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Float the keg

Verb.

To exhaust a resource which, being absolutely finite, is treated as though it is inexhaustible. Usually describing a situation where an observer would predict this outcome long before the subjects.

This term is derived from the tendency of a beer keg to float to the top of a barrel of ice once empty.
a. Damn, son. Ain't nobody gonna do nothin' bout our addiction to oil 'till we float the keg and run out.

b. I heard that, brother.

or

Too b@d we flo@ted the keg on that expense @ccount. I could really use @ new keybo@rd.
by I'm probably your dad September 4, 2013
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Flad

When your girl is sucking your dick and she bites down
Jim- how was Kim ?
Cameron- dude she totally fladded on me?
by Bigtwins2 March 8, 2018
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