Portuguese Flipshit

To sit on the toilet backwards and shit into the toilet.

Richard loves to eat breakfast while performing the Portuguese Flipshit.

Jenny: Did you hear what happened to Brie?
Lilly: Yeah she queefed in health class, right?
Jenny: No the other thing.
Lilly: Oh, no what?

Jenny: She clogged the toilet while performing a Portuguese Flipshit.

by Brie B September 17, 2011

Flip Flops

Flip flops are a type of sandal that is characterized by a floppy sole that slaps against the heel of the foot when walking making a "flip flop" sound.

A common misconception is that a flip flop must be a thong sandal - (a sandal that has a strap that connects to the sole between the large and next toe.) However, any sandal capable of "flipping and flopping" qualifies as a flip flop.

I could hear her coming down the hall in her flip flops.

by Shoe Expert May 11, 2010

Diesel-flip

(adj.) A Diesel-flip or Diesel-flipping is the act of consuming and be under the influence of mushrooms, cocaine, and ecstasy at one given time.

It is not advisable that anyone ever do this for any reason. Diesel-flipping may result in death and or serious brain damage.

"Diesel and Meizer went to Shelley's apartment to Diesel-flip Sunday night"

"Well since John left for Spain i've been Diesel-flipping for the past three weeks and I think my hart stopping last Friday"

by Snowmeizer February 1, 2009

Wretched Flaps

Slang for a loose vagina, usually one or two long lips which hang down.

Man I cant hit that anymore, she's got those wretched flaps

by Ricky Admin March 9, 2011

Jersey dash and flip

The technique used when some asshole is tailgating you. Use these simple steps.
1. Position yourself so that they can't pass you right away (like between a car or truck)
2. Slow down to a speed you deem "ridiculous"
3. Speed away quickly
4. Watch them pass you and give you a nasty look.
5. Flip them off and laugh
Made famous by New Jersians, but can be used by anybody.

Dude, I gave some asshole the Jersey dash and flip the other day. It was HILARIOUS!!!!

by blackbeltdude98 October 22, 2007

What the flip?

Replacement for "what the heck". Can be used in almost any situation randomly. First created by the one and only all-powerful Napoleon Dynamite.

Your uncle tries to sell breast enhancing herbal treatments to the girl you have a crush on... when she tells you this, you proclaim to your uncle, "What the flip!?"

by Donteleo Hellious February 4, 2005

Floppy Fanny Flaps

When vagina flaps are disportportionally large in comparison with other body parts. Flaps are slighyly loose and flappy, and may clap or flap during a fanny fart.

"Warren, was that a machine gun?" "No sally that was just Jenny's floppy fanny flaps".

by haynah September 16, 2005