Fiddle Fucking

What boys be doing in bed while they girl is just trying to get some damn sleep: Ass grabbing, grinding, tryna reach down ya shorts, poking they dick all up in ya panties till ya got a wedgie, talking bout they got blue balls, saying they tired but still being all horny and handsy, and basically sealing the deal that the only pussy they getting that night is that hand and some lotion.

Scene: Boy and girl in bed after a long night and girl has an early morning at work the next day. Boy says he's tired and they say goodnight but then all the sudden his hands start roaming around girls body.

Girl (Noelle B. in this case) "HEY! I thought you were tired. Quit fiddle fucking around!"

by Gotdemwordsshawtie69 December 6, 2016

fiddle your diddle

When you play with your penis in public

Hey did you just fiddle your diddle at the table!

by GucciFuckBoi June 8, 2018

Fiddle Faddle

An old game that little kids played instead of the incest

by larstait October 20, 2003

fiddler on the roof

The act of having intercourse with a whale's blow-hole.

I paid good money for this whale watch just so I could try out the fiddler on the roof position.

by fsch January 25, 2011

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

fiddle faddle

A problem that turns into a big mess

Transferring army units from one state to the other is a big fiddle faddle.

by zzp August 30, 2011

Fiddle sticks

The most white guy thing to ever be said if you hear a dad say this hes not a dad hes a virgin.

* Family eating dinner*
Dad: *drops fork* "awe fiddle sticks"
Family: Kys you virgin

by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022