Fecal Treacle

When the fecal matter you're defacating has the consistency of treacle

I really need to eat more fiber, it's impossible to push out all the fecal treacle

by Matt.Ed September 22, 2020

Fecal brap

A term to describe a particularly egregious fart.

1. I just let out a fecal brap.

2. Marco is selfishly sniffing up all the fecal braps.

by Rupyyz March 10, 2024

fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.

I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.

by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017

fecal freckle

Poop specks on panties

Damn your girl sharted she left fecal freckles on her panties.

Must of rammed her good last night she left fecal freckles all over her undies

by Hezra79 March 30, 2024

ghost fecal

When you get a random whiff of shit in a large area

"I got hit with some ghost fecal at work today"

by TheUncutPimp June 8, 2024

Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.

Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.

by CBoyed February 23, 2024

fecal grindr

fecal grindr is the best grindcore band ever on god cuh

fecal grindr will kick your ass

by meatball freak 73 July 20, 2022