fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.
I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.
by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017
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Fecal Freddy

Someone one who has nightmares about poo
Had another fecal Freddy last night and now I’m tired
by few2020 November 10, 2021
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Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub
Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation
by FunniCuzItsTru July 03, 2013
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Fecal Face

A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.
by __________Sprout January 05, 2024
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Fecal Bomb

dude i gotta pull a fecal bomb right now

Translation: Dude i gotta poopie right now
by SuperGurustyle June 22, 2010
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The act of living under a "fecal dom" who allows or disallow personal bowel movements. The (poly) meaning the "fecal dom" is overseeing many 2-7 "fecal subs" this of course ads to the degradation as you are only one of many "fecal subs" one of the main rules is you can only gain permission of bowel autonomy (for a set period of time) if the "fecal sub" asks in person over the phone or by mail is not permitted.
"Poly-erotic fecal subordination has made my daily life more structured and more erotic!"

"Wow, that's awesome!"
by unstoppablestepbro May 28, 2024
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fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements
Yesterday, Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter.
by Drizzah September 04, 2008
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