science fair project

The act of first placing a tube of Mentos candy inside the anus, and then quickly yet carefully sliding a newly opened Coke bottle (neck first) into the anal cavity. The participant should be on all fours with their ass up in the air with the bottle pointed upwards. The Mentos and Coke will react, and launch the Coke bottle out of the ass and high into the air like a Rocket at the Science Fair.

This project is almost guaranteed to win any Science Fair

We were in the bedroom, things were getting hot and heavy. But then I got exhausted, so I stepped out of the bedroom to get a refreshing Coke. When I came back, she had a Mentos in her hand and was pushing it in her ass. She told me she wanted me to win the Science Fair Project, so I just went with it.

by QueenAndPeasant August 9, 2017

Emily Fairbanks

The hoest bitch in SCV, sucks in her stomach ALL THE TIME, hangs out with Indian ass and wannabe popular Sheridan.

is that Emily bairfanks?
Yeah, ion fw Emily Fairbanks.

by abakdmdncbns January 2, 2019

pine county fair

The ultimate county fair experience north of Antarctica. Located in pine city mn this white trash derby haven represents a national holiday for anyone within the county.

COUSIN 1"I was in the derby at the pine county fair, wanna fuck?"
COUSIN 2 "shit yeah!!"

by Rufuer June 23, 2016

It’s All Fair in Hindsight

When looking back at an event and thinking that no matter how wrong it went, it was still a fair experience

‘It’s all fair in hindsight!’

‘Dude you’re the only person I know who’s injured themselves in an Ambulance’

by IdiotIdioms January 18, 2020

hard but fair

A statement made out of truth when something in life is negative but neccessary. People that understand the consequence of the act and accept the risk can use this statement, no one else.

Person 1 (square): How's life treating you? Everything going your way?

Person Being Honest With Themself: Hard but fair...

by Mister-_-McGill May 22, 2020

Is that fair enough

Bald Irish men say this when something is going well and if they have goats

‘Kieran nugent do you like goats’ and Kieran says ‘is that fair enough and if it’s not your a re tard’

by The goat shagger November 28, 2020

Magic cum fairies

the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.

my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.

by Jimmy&Brenda August 3, 2021